GIVE US YOUR MONEY! (please)
Your money is the primary fuel that powers our incompetence, but apparently we're expected to also encourage support via "engagement" or something. So, here you go.
BECOME A SHAREHOLDER*
Join our Patreon to fund our executive's bonuses. And perhaps a game.
Shareholder Perks:
- â–¸ Early access to our corporate failures
- â–¸ Behind-the-scenes incompetent project management
- â–¸ Monthly reports on how we wasted your money
- â–¸ *No actual shares are granted by becoming a patron
SHAREHOLDER MEETINGS
Join our Discord to hang out with fellow enablers and watch development in (excruciatingly slow) real-time.
What Awaits You:
- â–¸ Live dev updates (in the unlikely event any work is done)
- â–¸ Direct access to our barely-competent team (as and when we hire one)
- â–¸ Sneak peeks at features we'll probably abandon
QUARTERLY EARNINGS REPORTS
Get our newsletter with updates on how we're mismanaging your investment.
Newsletter Benefits:
- â–¸ Development updates (when we remember)
- â–¸ Make the size of our email list look more impressive to buyers
- â–¸ Apologies for promises we couldn't keep
We'll sell your email to the highest bidder.
Still not sure how to waste your money?
Don't worry, we have plenty of other morally questionable ways for you to support us. The options above are just the beginning of your journey into financial irresponsibility.