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HONEST. TRANSPARENT. DRIVEN BY INSATIABLE GREED.

Welcome to Morally Bankrupt Game Studios — the studio the gaming industry deserves.

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What We Offer

THE MORALLY
BANKRUPT DIFFERENCE

Other studios make promises. We make... whatever this is.

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We aren't
listening

Your feedback is entirely irrelevant to us.

We solemnly promise to never waste our time listening to your whinging when we could otherwise be relaxing on our yachts.

02

Developers are
expensive

Money spent on developers is money not spent on CEO salaries.

We will never waste your money on expensive, competent developers where cheap, incompetent alternatives are readily available.

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NO PROMISES,
NO DISAPPOINTMENT

Other studios promise the moon and deliver a rock. We promise nothing and deliver... well, we'll see. At least you can't say we lied.

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Morally Bankrupt Game Studios launches; Immediately puts itself up for sale

Morally Bankrupt Game Studios, a newly established independent game development company, announced its official launch today at a hastily-arranged and sparsely attended press conference. In a bold move that redefines corporate ambition, CEO …

Fiona Shingrod 2 min read
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