ABOUT US
Welcome to the game studio you deserve
MORALLY
BANKRUPT
GAME STUDIOS
We're a large*, well-funded*, games development studio*. We're bringing brazen, unapologetic greed to an industry full of weak companies who mewl for forgiveness every time they ask for your money. You're welcome, internet.
Founded on the principles of radical honesty and a shameless devotion to profit, we're here to make games that we'd want to play, then sell them to you for audacious prices, regardless of whether you have any interest in playing them.
*In the spirit of radical honesty, we are definitely at least one of these things.
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Honesty Far beyond what any sane PR team would recommend. We presume. We don't have any PR people.
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Transparency You'll see everything, including the mistakes (like not hiring a PR team before we came up with this strategy).
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Insatiable Greed So long as the numbers keep going up, our CEO doesn't have to confront his deeply unsatisfying personal life.
WHAT WE DEFINITELY AREN'T*
Morally Bankrupt Game Studios is very obviously a serious, well-structured operation with experienced employees, strong leadership, and no problematic social media history.
However, despite this very clear reality, some rumours of a conspiracy do persist. We wish to address them head-on.
THINGS WE ARE ABSOLUTELY NOT*
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One, or perhaps two, woefully out-of-their-depth developers impersonating a serious enterprise.
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Three very small developers standing on each other's shoulders in a trenchcoat.
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A transparent attempt to hide someone's insecurities behind a suspiciously glossy corporate communications strategy which should probably be discussed with a qualified therapist.
These allegations are categorically unconfirmed, despite being oddly specific.
* Our Chief Honesty Officer confirms that every denial above is technically accurate. Any impression that something more relevant has also been denied is entirely strategic.
STILL INTERESTED?
Firstly, why? Secondly, here's what you can do next: